
You know, hating me won’t make your sad life any better.I really don’t hate you that much but if you are on fire and I had the water, I would simply drink it.I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.“Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch…well, actually I do.” – Santana Lopez, Glee.“I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?” – Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project.“You can’t sit with us!” – Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls.“Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!” – Angelica, Rugrats.“It is so weird being my own role model.” – Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project.“What, like it’s hard?” – Elle Woods, Legally Blonde.Must Read: 195 Best Instagram Captions for Boys I’m just at a whole new ‘f*** it’ level.Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.You look like something I drew with my left hand.The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship.I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house.You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.Be a little more you, and a lot less them.If you are savage, you look cool! Especially in front of your friends! Use one of these savage Instagram captions and you will be an Instagram star! Must read: 317 Best Instagram Captions for Friends I like my chocolate how I like myself.What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste.My heels are higher than most people’s standards.I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** you up.Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.




I'm not sure if it's the Mandela affect or something but I feel like the lyrics are from a real song that I'm just mixing up with A.M. for a while and I've had it stuck in my head for the last couple of days but when I actually went to go listen to it I realized the lyrics were mainly in Spanish, and definitely didn't have the part that I've had repeating in my head. So basically what happened is I've known the song A.M. I'm trying to find this idie rock song, probably a smaller band so I'd be lucky if anyone knows it.
